Because You Definitely Know What They Want 🙄

Shopping for someone with the personality of a houseplant but the humor of a gremlin?
Avoid the emotional labor and give them the one thing nobody can return: store credit.

Whether they want a sarcastic tee, a dark-humor mood booster, or something wildly inappropriate for family gatherings, this digital gift card lets them choose, so if they hate their gift, it’s officially not your fault.

Why This Gift Card Slaps:

• Delivered instantly, because planning is for overachievers

• Perfect for people who “don’t want anything” (liars)

• Never expires…unlike your patience

• Redeemable for any Chortle Wear design their dark little heart desires

Give the gift of sarcasm.
Or pretend you tried.
Both work.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.