Deck the halls with existential despair 🎄🖤

Whether it’s Halloween, Christmas, or just another Tuesday spiraling into the void, this shirt says: “I'm emotionally unavailable—but I brought cookies.”

✨ Features sketchy, unhinged lettering that looks like it was embroidered by your last nerve
🎁 Great for office parties, family dinners, and ghosting your therapist
💀 Printed on soft, cozy fabric—because the world may be cold, but your tee doesn’t have to be

Perfect for:
– Sarcastic holiday vibes
– Seasonal depression with flair
– Gift exchanges where passive-aggression is the theme

Hot tip: Pair it with dead eyes and glitter for the full effect.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.