We all know that person.
The one whose attitude is so chronically shitty, the fallout deserves its own reality show.
Congratulations — you’ve just identified Poorama.

This hilariously honest dictionary-style tee is for anyone who’s witnessed (or survived) the chaos that unfolds when someone’s bad vibes create more drama than a group chat at 2AM. Whether you’re calling it out, laughing it off, or wearing this as a caution sign, this tee does the heavy lifting so you don’t have to.

Minimalist. Bold. Brutally accurate.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, premium unisex fit for maximum comfort during minimum tolerance situations

• Clean definition design, perfect for subtle shade with high impact

• Ideal for sarcasm lovers, humor collectors, and anyone who’s allergic to unnecessary drama

• Pairs well with eye rolls, iced coffee, and “not my circus, not my monkeys” energy

• A hilariously relatable gift for friends with low tolerance and high standards

Poorama:
(noun) State of being when one’s shitty attitude causes nothing but drama.
Wear it. Live it. Identify it instantly.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.