Description

Romantic?
No.
Honest? Unfortunately, yes.

The I Think of You While I Poop tee is the perfect blend of affection, oversharing, and unfiltered truth. It says what most people would never admit—and that’s exactly why it works.

This shirt is for couples who have fully abandoned mystery, best friends who thrive on gross humor, and anyone whose love language is disturbing transparency. Bold distressed lettering keeps it simple, direct, and impossible to ignore.

Because if you’re thinking of someone in the bathroom…
that’s real commitment.

Why You’ll Love It

• Soft, premium unisex fit

• Bold, distressed typography for maximum impact

• Guaranteed to get laughs, side-eyes, and questions you don’t want to answer

• Perfect gift for partners, spouses, best friends, or chaotic humans

• Ideal for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or terrible decisions

Wear it proudly.
Or don’t.
They’ll read it anyway.

Product Details

• Unisex crew neck t-shirt

• Soft cotton blend

• Durable, high-quality print

• Comfortable enough for long sits and longer conversations

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.