Confidence? Off the charts.
Humor? A little unhinged.
Energy? Main character with zero apologies.

This If I Were You, I’d Do Me tee says exactly what everyone else is too shy to admit. It’s bold, flirty, a little chaotic, and guaranteed to make people smirk, stare, or ask where you got it.

Perfect for anyone who thrives on humor with a side of self-love (or self-worship), this minimalist, distressed-text design adds instant personality to any outfit — whether you’re hitting a party, running errands, or just reminding the world you know your worth.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, comfy unisex fit that feels as good as the confidence you’re radiating

• Distressed text design for that perfect “unbothered but hot” aesthetic

• Perfect for bold personalities, sarcastic flirts, and people who enjoy being a little too much

• A hilarious gift for besties, partners, singles who love themselves, and anyone born to be iconic

• Pairs well with confidence, eye contact, and trouble

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it because you're the vibe.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.