🎄“Stop Asking Santa” Tee

Color: Navy | Fit: Unbothered | Mood: Slightly abductable

So apparently Santa took your list a little too seriously.
Now you're dodging candy cane vans and sipping cocoa with one eye open.

This tee is for the festive skeptics, the sassmasters of the season, and anyone who knows that the “perfect man” is probably fictional—and possibly armed with a sleigh.

Why You Need It:

• ❄️ Soft enough to nap in, sharp enough to earn side-eyes at Christmas dinner

• 💅 Pairs well with holiday cocktails and emotional detachment

• 🎁 Makes a perfect gift for your best friend or your worst cousin

✔ Printed on our fan-favorite unisex tee
✔ Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and anxiety-approved
✔ Sizes XS–5XL so nobody gets left behind

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.