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My Costume Is Existential Dread – Halloween Tee

My Costume Is Existential Dread – Halloween Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Skip the overpriced plastic maskβ€”this year, you're going as the crushing weight of existence.

Perfect for Halloween parties, awkward office costume contests, or just a regular Tuesday. This tee lets the world know you’re already wearing the scariest thing of all: awareness.

πŸŽƒ Pair with dark circles, 3 AM thoughts, and a deadpan stare for the full effect.

Care Instructions

WASHING

  • Machine Wash Cold:Β Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
  • Inside-Out:Β Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
  • Similar Colors:Β Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
  • Mild Detergent:Β Use a mild detergent.
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach:Β Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
  • Avoid Fabric Softeners:Β Do not use fabric softeners.Β 

Drying:

  • Tumble Dry Low:Β Tumble dry on low heat.
  • Hang Dry:Β Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment.Β 

Ironing:

  • Cool Iron:Β If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
  • Inside-Out:Β Iron the shirt inside-out.
  • Do Not Iron Directly on Print:Β Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.Β 

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RICHARD REGISTER
Love Thie Existential Dread Tee

I'll be wearing this to all my Halloween parties this season and beyond. Thanks, Chortle Wear. So clever and the fit is GREAT!