Turns out love is a battlefield — and sarcasm is our weapon of choice.
This tank top is for those who show affection through eye-rolls, brutal honesty, and just the right amount of passive aggression.

Whether you're lifting at the gym, roasting your friends at brunch, or simply trying to survive family functions without jail time, this soft, breathable tank keeps you cool while your humor stays hot.

💬 Features:

• Unapologetically sarcastic message front and center — no decoder ring needed.

• Sleeveless freedom so your arms can finally say what your mouth doesn't.

• Soft AF fabric that won’t chafe, cling, or judge your life choices.

• Unisex fit for every shade of lovable menace.

💡 Pro tip:

Pair it with dark sunglasses, zero tolerance for BS, and an iced coffee that says “don’t talk to me unless you're funny.”

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.