Some people throw compliments.
Some throw tantrums.
You throw shade — professionally.

Introducing the Shadeologist tee: the official uniform for anyone who has perfected the fine art of side-eye, sarcasm, and subtle (or not-so-subtle) verbal takedowns. Printed in bold dictionary-style formatting, this shirt celebrates those who wield shade with precision, elegance, and just enough flair to keep things interesting.

Whether you’re sipping tea, minding your business, or silently judging from across the room, this tee lets everyone know you’re a certified expert in the science of sass.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, comfortable unisex tee designed for maximum shade-throwing mobility

• Clean dictionary-style layout that delivers the joke with classy deadpan energy

• Perfect for sass masters, introverts with bite, drama connoisseurs, and eye-roll athletes

• Pairs flawlessly with sunglasses, confidence, and zero patience for nonsense

• Makes a hilariously on-point gift for your shadiest friend (or yourself — let’s be honest)

Wear it when the moment calls for a read.
Wear it when the vibe is petty.
Wear it because the shade won’t throw itself.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.