They say you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"—and we fully agree. This unapologetically chaotic tee features our neon-splashed ghost chef ready to stir up trouble on the back, paired with our mischievous Chortle Wear mascot stamped over the front pocket area for extra menace.

Whether you're cooking up jokes or just tired of playing nice, this tee is your official uniform for raising hell and eyebrows.

👻 Back Print: “Kiss the Cook” ghost with cleaver and retro triangle pop
🐉 Front Chest: Chortle Wear mascot in pastel pink & blue
🎨 Style: Neon vaporwave-meets-serial-killer humor
💀 Fit: Unisex, true to size, dangerously charming

Limited edition drop for those who laugh through the madness. Add to cart—before it disappears into the night.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.