Crawled outta bed? Nah. Crawled outta your eternal slumber—and still not ready to talk to anyone. ☕

This delightfully deadpan design features a grumpy vampire mid-resurrection, clutching a “DON’T” coffee mug with the kind of morning energy only the undead truly understand.

🩸 Perfect for:
– Morning haters and night dwellers
– Coffee-dependent crypt keepers
– Anyone who’s ever been “alive” but not really living

🦇 Unisex fit, black as your mood before caffeine
🦇 Screen printed with sarcasm and regret
🦇 Makes a great gift for the vampire in your life (or just you)

Warning: May attract bats and unsolicited “you okay?” texts.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.