Why choose sides when you can just opt out entirely?

This shirt is your official uniform for avoiding awkward small talk, unsolicited opinions, and all forms of social interaction. Sarcastically honest and proudly antisocial—just like your group chats.

🤝 Designed for introverts, skeptics, and people who’d rather be left the hell alone.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.