For anyone who's not just socially distanced—but emotionally quarantined.

This shirt makes it crystal clear: if you can read the text, you’ve wandered into the splash zone of unresolved issues, repressed memories, and a therapist’s dream journal. Congrats.

🧠 Bold, distressed lettering to match your inner turmoil
📏 Text size optimized for passive-aggressive boundary setting
🖤 Printed on premium soft cotton, because the only thing you should be carrying is baggage—not chafing

Best worn when:
– Making awkward eye contact in line at Target
– Dodging small talk at family functions
– Existing

Let your trauma speak for itself—so you don’t have to.

WASHING

• Machine Wash Cold: Wash in cold water to help prevent shrinking and damage to the print.
• Inside-Out: Turn the shirt inside out before washing to protect the print from abrasion.
• Similar Colors: Wash with similar colors to prevent dye transfer.
• Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent.
• Non-Chlorine Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
• Avoid Fabric Softeners: Do not use fabric softeners. 

Drying:

• Tumble Dry Low: Tumble dry on low heat.
• Hang Dry: Hang-drying is recommended for the longest life of the garment. 

Ironing:

• Cool Iron: If ironing is necessary, use a cool iron.
• Inside-Out: Iron the shirt inside-out.
• Do Not Iron Directly on Print: Avoid ironing directly on the print to prevent damage.